This business was born out of necessity. Homeschool fathers cannot be expected to handle the pressures of coming onboard in the middle of a school year and maintain even a modicum of scholarly standards.
We just can’t do it – And now we don’t have to!
HomeschoolSubs has assembled a team of crack homechool teachers to bail you out, save your homeschool, keep the government off your back, and maybe even save your marriage.
Our teachers are ready to fly to your location with 72 hours notice. We only take cash wire transfers (through a proxy or otherwise) due to past retribution from wives when they saw their credit card statement with our bill.
Teachers are selected from homechool conventions across the United States and you may have even seen their presentations at last year’s NEA conference. Our teachers are bonded, insured, experienced, and have full HSLDA/FBI/CIA/DHS background checks. They are further trained in at least one martial art and many participate in UFC (Women’s League.)
Statements of faith are available upon request.
Contact us now to avoid permanent educational harm to your brood. We can handle families up to DUGGAR SIZE!
Do the right thing and acknowledge when you need someone to come alongside and bear your heavy load.
Email us now at realhomschoolsubs@gmail.com
Please be advised in states where concealed carry is an option our teachers will be packing. Not that they intend on using it during school.
Positive educational outcome is not guaranteed. Although our teachers are quite capable, we can not be responsible for future college entrance, job placement, or potential incarceration.
